The Facebook profile
I was looking for a friend on Facebook just a second ago and stumbled across a profile by the same name. Apparently a male model with 171 fans and no profile picture!? What exactly are you modeling Mr.!? (155)
Tag Archives: Inquiries
Floating on methane
I wonder why seat cushions on planes, also serves as flotation devices; is a device that thousands of others farted on before you got hold of it. They charge $5 per drink, hundreds of dollars for airfare and expect you … Continue reading
Hors d’oeuvres
I was looking up a word in an English/Danish dictionary and I stumbled upon “hors d’oeuvres”… I mean what the fuck; Isn’t it obvious that a French word is spelled the same way in both languages?! (77)
I want attention too!
I am a happy drunk and I receive none of the benefits that other minorities takes for granted. It’s profiling and you know it! 1. Really fat people or really old people get a scooter when they shop for candy, syrup … Continue reading
Interstates
Hawaii got 3 interstates. Why? Are the hawaiians in fact a secret cult society of a neglected bridge building fanatics, who suffer from a severe lack of funding options? (61)
