Cat hair
I wish I could hypnotize all cats to lick the area where they live clean, as well! So instead of the daily vacuum all I would have to worry about would be a 5 lbs. hairball, every 2 weeks. That … Continue reading
Category Archives: Mind farts
Cool name for the kid
Dicki Na Box – If that doesn’t give street cred. and a rap album that goes multi platinum, nothing will. (124)
Drinking
Alcohol doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean! … Against tables, chairs, floors and ugly people. (67)
Qdoba Mexican Grill
The Mexican Gumbo with the Qdoba hot salsa applied, will actually only gain speed as it travels through the human body. (67)
Revelation
Women decorate walls in the same manner they work a cocktail shaker, when you tell them to go make you a drink; once they’ve found a colour they like, the ingredients necessary to get there becomes dangerously unimportant. (67)
