As a sub-consequence of my birthday, I had the following conversation with one of my American friends:

John: Happy hangover Jon ;)! And you probably thought I forgot.

Jon: Thanks bud, but I’m actually not hung over – for once. Only had a bottle of wine last night. 😉

John: Only a bottle of wine… One bottle… To yourself. That would floor the normal human… But not one from such lineage as those two Viking kittens that crossed that pond.

Jon: A normal *pussy* that is. A regular bottle of wine only equals 6 average beers. Most Danes, male and female, easily drinks 3 times that. 😉 How dare you say that normal humans, only spawn in the US?

John: Not at all… Just not in Denmark where apparently, at some point in your history, the Danish seem to have confused water and alcohol.

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