I really hate sandwiches where the bun, roll or toast is too small to hold all the good stuff inside. You squeeze it once to take a bite and you’re left with grim look of disappear on your face, two slices of bread covered in mayonnaise in your hand, and you’re rendered as a stuntman from a bad porno flick. Bread made for sandwiches should be soft and shaped like an ouster shell.

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