There is a bizarre phenomena going on in every single home, not inhabited by people utterly fascinated by sticking their bare feet in sandals; socks disappear! I trust myself well enough to toss my socks in the laundry basket pair wise, but something happens in the process of getting them cleaned and returned for folding; they get fewer one sock at a time! What happens to my socks? Are they tunneling out with the water, does the washing machine eat them or do they die of old age and vaporize into thin air? Like clockwork, every time I fold my socks one or two socks are missing a buddy. I wonder if I started to just wear one sock, more would show or would they completely disappear altogether?

Real life needs a search function or something… I need my socks 🙁

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