I was sitting in the tub playing with various toys; a small rubber duck, Benny, a submarine and a squeaky toy. My hair was covered in foam and I realized that I probably would be a genuine badass with a Mohawk. I asked my girlfriend what she thought about the idea; the prompt answer was “No!” I then inquired about a tiny Mohawk and the response was a silent look of despair and lost faith. It was then decided that we left the subject alone.

Woman are excellent debaters…

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