The AC unit at work don’t agree with me and it is more than just regular hot in my office. I told my colleague that I felt like crawling out of a Rhino’s ass as a metaphor (Ace Ventura) for describing how miserable I was. He’d been drinking heavily yesterday so his immediate response was: “I feel like a rhino crawled out of mine…”, as he was holding his head in agony.

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