Alyson Hannigan really isn’t that hot… Until last night she, in my mind, lured in the realm of babehood, but I thought about it and she really, honestly isn’t that hot! I know that many, many men think differently but I am done with the hype. She’s considered hot because of one thing and one thing only; she will practically manhandle you in bed if you share band camp with her, according to the “American Pie” series. Normally when men drink the attractiveness of all women raises, thus all the legends, but it didn’t favor Miss Hannigan last night, and I swear I had my fair share and I got hammered! I was watching almost the entire first season of “How I met your mother” and I thought about this. In a chart view where ‘Y’ is the amount of times you’re reminded that you could get monkey fucked at base camp and ‘X’ equals how many beers you’ve had, you would think that the result would be a nice curve, heading for the stars, but it wasn’t. I my case the “curve” was a parallel line to the ‘X’ axis and at some point she crossed the “Arrrrgh fuck it!” line. So I chose instead to favorite Miss Reid, who since “National Lamp spoon – Van Wilder” has had a special place in my bag of marbles.
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