What is with people who don’t signal?! A small part of my intestines are always boiling with anger because of it and it got really bad, when I moved to the US. Here it is almost as if people take pride in not letting you know, in which direction they plan on going, don’t they know?! I mean the physical endeavors at hand here, really isn’t that hard to overcome. You’re almost required to grab the wheel while operating a motorized vehicle, and since you already got at least five trigger happy midgets wrapped around the direction tool, would it be too much to ask, to extend one bloody finger?

You’re driving down the road and the car in front of you is slowing down for no apparent reason. All of a sudden the car violently pulls to either side, as if both tires in the same side exploded at the same time, and then continues on its merry way. What the fuck just happened!? This is the real world Don Moron, not a go-cart ring and your tan colored minivan isn’t a go-cart! It might be useful information for others on the road, to know which way you are going and when! Are you afraid that you and the handle get stuck driving in circles all day?

I need a remote that on the push of a button screams: “YOU LAZY MORON!!!” through the speakers of any car I desire. I would then sit at a busy intersection ALL day, drinking beer while watching hysterical people explain to the aggravated officer, why their Volvo is parked upside down on top of the median flowerbed.

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