What is it with people and their coffee habits?! Mocha seems to be the first thing on these people’s mind when they wake up in the morning. I will admit that nowadays it has become a large part of almost all cultures and industries; I just don’t get the attraction! We are talking about a substance that only utterly dead taste buds can consume straight up, without fear of reversing the regular eating process. Anyone with general respect for their health usually mixes it with two sound cups of sugar or cream; how bad does a drink have to be if you must boil it and cover it in treats or alcohol, before the taste no longer makes you wanna lick your rear end to get rid of it? You don’t even have to do that with beets… the acclaimed goblin of vegetables!
These mud drinking addicts claim that they can’t wake up and get the day started unless they have a healthy size mug of steaming hot coffee in the morning, as soon as humanly possible; rubbish! Go to bed earlier or find a job that actually excites you; don’t educate me on your exaggerated caffeine addiction.
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Coffee minions,